A "REAL" COWBOY!!!???

A REAL COWBOY!!!???
Well, we did our little radio thing at Hooters the other night. I was there, tellin' the stories I tell, and doin' my thing as usual, and after the broadcast I sat at the bar to have a beer, and one of them Hooters girls asked me if I was a "Real" Cowboy. I said that I have spent most of my life in the "Country Culture", balin' hay, workin' horses, tendin' livestock, feedin' chickens, sloppin' hogs, takin' care of dogs and raisin' hell. So, yes. I think I am a "real" Cowboy.

I asked about her, and she said she's a lesbian. She said she wakes up in the and thinks about women. Drivin' down the road she thinks about women. Eatin' lunch she thinks about women. At work she thinks about women. When she takes a bath she thinks about women...All she does is think about women. She seems real comfortable in her skin about it, so I thought, good for her.

A few minutes later, a fella sits down on the other side of me at the bar and asked me if I was a "Real" Cowboy. I told him that I thought I was...... but now I'm thinkin' I'm a Lesbian.