Petsmart???
I don't think they're very smart at all.
Let me start by explaining that my best good friend is a dog...Cletus the WonderBeagle. The more people I get to know, the more I love my dog. One of his favorite things is ridin' in my truck, or I should say me drivin' him around in "his" truck.
Well, we got us one of them "PetSmart" stores here where we live. They say come on in, and bring your pets with you. I think to myself, "that's great". Now Cletus and I went through obedience training, he got his good canine citizenship certificate, and he loves walking on the leash, So off we go to PetSmart.
We pull up in to the store parking lot, and he sees people with their dogs and starts gettin' excited. We get out of the truck and he associates with a couple of the other dogs and all is going well. I let him burn off some of his excitement in the parking lot by lettin' him play with this friendly little spaniel named Daisy. Once he calmed a bit we went on into the store.
Things was goin' great. They have one of these "treat bars", kind of like a salad bar, but it's dog treats. We got a little sack full and went on about our business.
It was goin' really good until we made a turn onto the food aisle. That's where we ran into some dumbass holding two leashes, and on the end of each leash was a... Ferret.
That's when instinct kicked in. He didn't want to eat them, he just wanted to kill them.
It was the biggest, loudest commotion you ever heard in all your life. Ferret man was screamin', some old lady that was there started screamin', kids was cryin', fur and spit was flyin'. Then somebody called the cops. Being they were already near by, they got there in seconds.
I spent $300 on ferrets that day.
Me and Cletus both, have now been banned from PetSmart for life.
I don't think they're very smart at all.
Let me start by explaining that my best good friend is a dog...Cletus the WonderBeagle. The more people I get to know, the more I love my dog. One of his favorite things is ridin' in my truck, or I should say me drivin' him around in "his" truck.
Well, we got us one of them "PetSmart" stores here where we live. They say come on in, and bring your pets with you. I think to myself, "that's great". Now Cletus and I went through obedience training, he got his good canine citizenship certificate, and he loves walking on the leash, So off we go to PetSmart.
We pull up in to the store parking lot, and he sees people with their dogs and starts gettin' excited. We get out of the truck and he associates with a couple of the other dogs and all is going well. I let him burn off some of his excitement in the parking lot by lettin' him play with this friendly little spaniel named Daisy. Once he calmed a bit we went on into the store.
Things was goin' great. They have one of these "treat bars", kind of like a salad bar, but it's dog treats. We got a little sack full and went on about our business.
This really was fun. Shopping with my best good friend. I figured this might be something we can do together every weekend.
It was goin' really good until we made a turn onto the food aisle. That's where we ran into some dumbass holding two leashes, and on the end of each leash was a... Ferret.
That's when instinct kicked in. He didn't want to eat them, he just wanted to kill them.
It was the biggest, loudest commotion you ever heard in all your life. Ferret man was screamin', some old lady that was there started screamin', kids was cryin', fur and spit was flyin'. Then somebody called the cops. Being they were already near by, they got there in seconds.
I spent $300 on ferrets that day.
Me and Cletus both, have now been banned from PetSmart for life.
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