BRITNEY AND HER BABIES!!!

Well, poor Britney Spears...
She has temporarily lost custody of her kids...supposedly because she defied a judges order to not drive them around, until she got a California drivers license, but I don't think that was the only reason. I thought, I'd make a list of the top ten reasons that she lost custody, but I'm lazy. So, here are my "Top NINE Reasons that Brit is Unfit"...

9.) She called O.J. to see if he could steal her kids back.

8.) She actually offered the kids to K-Fed in exchange for his Marlboro Miles.

7.) She always figured. . . "What's good enough for the kids on 'Kid Nation' is good enough for Sean Preston and Jayden James."

6.) She wants Phil Spector to produce her next album.

5.) She thinks it's cute the way the kids shake when they need caffeine.

4.) Just like Kanye, she blames all of this nonsense on MTV.

3.) She thought the four basic food groups were Red Bull, Doritos, Lollipops and a pack of Menthols.

2.) She breastfeeds everyone BUT the kids.

and #1.) She still doesn't know how she got pregnant to begin with. . . since she keeps telling friends that she never swallowed.