SHE WILL DO "IT", FOR A DRINK!!!

A WOMAN SAYS SHE'LL GET-IT-ON WITH A MAN IF HE BUYS HER WINE . . . THEN RENEGES, AND BEATS HIM, AFTER HE BUYS CHEAP WINE:

Here's some life advice that your father should've told you . . . but, just in case he didn't, I'm going to pass on. If you're at a 7-Eleven and you meet a woman there who offers to have sex with you on the spot . . . no matter how horny you are, you need to RUN.

At about 1:00 A.M. last Wednesday, a 48-year-old man was at a 7-Eleven in Bremerton, Washington, and, in their wine aisle, he met a 27-year-old woman. Their names weren't released.

They started talking, and the woman offered him a deal: He buys her some wine . . . she'll perform sexual favors.

She went outside to wait and he bought the wine. BUT . . . unfortunately, he decided to cheap out . . . and bought two bottles of THUNDERBIRD.

If you don't know your wine like I do, Thunderbird is a low-end fortified wine . . . the kind that hobos drink . . . like MD 20/20. It sells for around $3.50 a bottle. The website WineEnthusiast.com says Thunderbird, quote, "tastes like apples and urine." (That's why I go for the fancy "Boxed Wine".)

And the woman was NOT happy that the guy only felt her sexual favors were worth $3.50. (Although I'm not sure what she was expecting from 7-Eleven's wine aisle. Last time I checked, they don't stock bottles of 1787 Chateau Lafite.)

So she took the bottle . . . and SLAMMED IT into the guy's head. When the police got there, the man was on the ground, with two big gashes on his forehead and a bloody bottle of Thunderbird next to him. The woman was arrested for second-degree assault. (Kitsap Sun)