AN ORANGUTAN IN THE NETHERLANDS WON'T MATE. . . BECAUSE HE'S ONLY INTERESTED IN BLONDE, TATTOOED HUMANS!!!
THIS is single-handedly better proof that humans and monkeys are evolutionarily linked than ANYTHING CHARLES DARWIN ever wrote.
Sibu is an orangutan at the Apenheul Primate Park in the Netherlands. And his handlers really wanted him to become the breeding male for the park. Except there's a problem.
Sibu isn't interested at ALL in female orangutans.
All he wants are HUMAN females. . . who have BLONDE hair. . . and TATTOOS!!! (--TELL me that you and Sibu aren't related somewhere on a family tree. Come on!!!)
A spokeswoman for the park says, quote, "Orangutans have special interests in special subjects. Sibu happens to like blonde women, and tattoos."
(Reuters U.K.)
(Now I ain't no scientist but, I think Sibu just biologically KNOWS what all HUMAN males biologically know: There's NOTHING like a tattooed blonde woman to GUARANTEE you the most memorable night of your life. I KNOW this orangutan, Hell, I AM this orangutan.)
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