A STUCK DILDO, AND MY SIDE OF THE STORY.

A lady called her gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency" appointment.
The receptionist said to come right in. She rushed to the office, and was ushered right into an examination room.
The doctor came into the exam room and asked about her problem. She was very shy about her emergency problem, and asked the gynecologist to please examine her vagina.
So the doctor started to examine her.
He stuck up his head after completing his examination. "I'm sorry, Miss," he said, "but removing that vibrator is going to involve a very lengthy , delicate and expensive surgical operation."
"I'm not sure I can afford it," sighed the young woman. "But while I am here could you just replace the batteries?

(FANTASTIC!!! THIS JOKE WAS GOING AROUND THE STATION THE OTHER DAY, AND ALL OF THE WOMEN LOVED IT??? THEN, EVERYONE GOT TO TALKIN' ABOUT...UM...LETS SAY "MECHANICAL EQUIPMENT". SOME OF THE YOUNGER GUYS GOT TO TALKIN' ABOUT HOW THEY WOULDN'T LIKE THEIR WIVES AND/OR GIRLFRIENDS KEEPIN'...UM...TOOLS. FOR THE RECORD, I SAY BETTER LIVING THROUGH TECHNOLOGY!!! I MEAN I'M 40 YEARS OLD, AND JUST ABOUT GIVE OUT... WORKED HARD, PLAYED HARD, FOUGHT MORE MEN, AND FOOLED WITH MORE WOMEN, THAN MOST OF THE GUYS IN THIS BUILDING. I NEED A BREAK. DAMN SKIPPY, I'LL BUY THE BATTERIES. I'M TIRED... DON'T GET ME WRONG, I'M ALL MAN!!! I HAVEN'T HAD TO GET THE LITTLE BLUE PILLS OR NOTHING LIKE THAT, YET. LET ME PUT IT LIKE THIS, A PROFESSIONAL BOXER IS AN AWESOME ATHLETE, AND A PROFESSIONAL ROUND OF BOXING LAST 3 MINUTES...AND I'VE SEEN SOME BADASS DUDES GET KNOCKED THE HELL OUT IN THE FIRST ROUND!!! 3 MINUTES!!! BESIDES, IF IT TAKES MORE THAN 15 MINUTES, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. SOME GUYS MAY BE INTIMIDATED BY THE MACHINERY, BUT MY DAD ONCE TOLD ME WORK SMARTER, NOT HARDER, AND THERE'S A TOOL FOR EVERY JOB... HE WAS RIGHT.)